- Find a nice wooden table.
- Get a nice cup of coffee. You know the kind, with the nice pattern on the top.
- Get rid of all worldly possessions except your new table, your coffee, a pencil and a notepad. Make sure they’re all kinda the same colour.
- Oh and a camera.
- Take a photo of all your nice things.
- Oh except the camera. That would be impossible.
- Well done! You are a good blogger.
- You don’t actually have a computer any more because you threw it out in step 3.
- But you’ll go viral and have a book deal soon anyway so that’s alright. You will be SO productive and write 500 stories, because you have nothing else to do, because you got rid of all your worldly possessions except for your table, coffee, pencil and notepad.
- Oh and the camera.
